spidermxn:

Virgin shaming and slut shaming piss me off in equal amounts. There’s nothing magical or special about being a virgin, and same goes with having sex. You know what’s magical? Shutting the fuck up about people’s personal choices. 

cumfort:

the perks of dating me

  • i’m funny
  • i can cook (i mean order pizza) whenever u want
  • i don’t have friends so we can always hang out

denotion:

i wish i had more cute underwear, said by every girl ever.

fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

unpopuler:

eating healthy sounds like a great idea until you start to miss your favorite junk foods

outofthewhore-dinary:

touchmykat:

retr0philia:

yeah-youtubers:

This sign is in my doctors office above the scale and I really love it. It actually made me feel a lot better after reading it

I like this a lot.

I need one of these


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The amount of “my dick” jokes I make for a teenage girl is getting out of hand

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intergalacticwombat:

fun date idea: pay for my tattoo